If someone just happens to have 15,000 dollars on them and they don’t happen to have any plans on Halloween I think you should head to Stevens Auction Company and purchase yourself (by that I mean me) an authentic “Vampire Killing Kit”. Why the extremely high mark-up? Simple. Last year, another went for $14,850. And seriously, can you put a price on cleavers, silver daggers, wooden stakes, a pistol with silver bulletrs, holy water, and a looking glass. Did I mention that the bullets come in an ornate wooden case?
This is the real deal. It appeals to both my Catholic upbringing (hahaha) and my natural attraction to the occult. Plus hey, seasonal post. WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT.